(This article is a follow-up to earlier entries I penned about the fan’s predicament and what the studio should do, which you can find right here and here.)
Serotonin is most often found in either the enteric nervous system or the central nervous system. It can also be discovered tucked away in blood platelets, and is often considered the primary cause for happiness. When a film writer’s serotonin levels are low, they write up dream lists of who they want to direct a movie that’ll include a green lady and super intelligent trash panda. I have hit rock bottom.
But that’s okay! Guardians 3 is going to need a director, and I am the unpaid, wannabe Disney intern who can totally make that decision. In no particular order, here are my dumbest, wisest, and weirdest choices for the job.
Who knows if any of these people are even in consideration? Disney has been known to throw the occasional curveball, and maybe, just maybe, a Midwestern fuzzyboy film writer could score a director's gig just by publishing a semi-joke list. If this article is proof of anything, Bob Iger, it's that I can ACTUALLY FINISH A TRILOGY.